We all talk about folks names from time to time, but now let’s TALK FOR REAL.
People seem to have stopped showing respect to folks from the time they come out the womb. What you name a child has a direct effect on how they go through life (so says all those who've been bullied). People subject their “pride and joy” to this bandwagon completely out of ignorance of words. (Yes, I called bullying a bandwagon. You have too among your circle of friends so don’t get all self-righteous just keep reading.)
So, in no particular order and before I get completely off topic, here goes the ridiculousness…..
Daughter of actress Gweneth Paltrow and Cold Play front-man Chris Martin.
Daughter of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. Is this suppose to be dramatic like the two of them?
Daughter of actor Ving Rhames (Ving Who? You know, the guy that played a drag queen to get his notability up. Wait, they didn’t work out for him either.)
Son of Sylvester Stallone. He must have been smoking something called sage moonblood at the time.
Son of actor Rob Morrow (this guy)---> . Yeah, I never heard of him either until his kid’s name surfaced.
Daughter of Penn Jillette from magic duo Penn and Teller. So because you’re into freak shows, you’ve now made your daughter a freak show with that name? Get the heck outta here.
Daughter of Levi Johnston (Bristol Palin's baby daddy).
Son of actress Shannyn Sossamon…I guess she’s only good with words when they’re given to her.
Son of Jermaine Jackson….this just adds to the strangeness of that family.
Son of Ashlee Simpson. Ok, being a fan of The Jungle Book does not warrant you to name your child after a character.
Son of Alicia Silverstone.
Sorry, I passed out on that one. Moving along to…...
MOON UNIT (GAG!)
Daughter of musician Frank Zappa. WTW to everything about that name. The end.
Son of actor Jason Lee (main guy on My Name Is Earl). He’s weird-looking and just plain weird, then he gives his child a weird name, geesh. Then it's spelled with a ‘k’ instead of a ‘c’ like that’s suppose to make it more attractive.
Son of deceased Michael Jackson. If he weren’t dead I would totally say something…..(*thought in my head* well, at least Blanket is the only child that actually looks like he could in fact be Michael’s).
Son of singer Toni Braxton. Her other son’s name is Diesel. She’s not the best with names.
A name is very important to one’s life. Ultimately, children will become what we call them. So stop and give these kids a chance, your parents did, unless your name is jacked up too, but that’s another topic.
Did I leave anyone out? Leave a comment.